A List of Great Things. And Super Bad things.

What a wonderful world!  That can be soo awful sometimes!  So, I'm here to make a list of some of the great things and the super bad things!  This is completely opinionated, though.  So, PLEASE don't be mad if you see something that you like... but I don't.  Like I said, It's opinionated.  We're all different! :D 

The Good:                                            The Bad: (Take note, children)              The Ugly:

Ducks                                                  Violence                               Wearing too Much Makeup

Chasing Geese                                Geese who Bite                                 Bad Hair days

Puppies                              When you miss your favorite show                 Car Accidents

"The Office"                                    Really Hard Pillows                            Burning Trees

Johnny Depp                                  Biting Into Fake Fruit                        Parachute Pants

Music                                            Annoying Commercials                           Bump-Its

Sonatas                                                    Haters                                      Bad Nose Jobs

Young the Giant                                      Stealing                                          Gossip

Disney                                      Being Grammatically Incorrect                       And....

Hot Chocolate                                    Spilled Secrets                        Lots of other things

Tourism                                        Breaking your Braces

Stupid Commercials                            Plagiarism

Meat                                                   Black Eyes

Shoes                              Wearing the same shirt two days in a row.

Shopping                                 When the Hero doesn't win

Cell Phones                       Going over your text for the Month

The Sun                                    Talk of the Sun dying out.

Earth                                           When your Team loses

The Moon                          Asteroids that let off radioactive material

Tacos                                                     Bee Stings

"Invader Zim"                            Dragons attacking the Earth

GIR                                          When "Monk" went off the air

Japanese Food                                  Food Poisoning

Romantic Comedies                Etcetera, Etcetera, Etcetera... 

Friends

Rollercoasters

Sharing

Respecting Others

Etcetera, Etcetera, Etcetera...

Awkward Moments

Okay. So, we all have those awful moments where something REALLY awkward has just happened.  And, normally, for me anyways, I'm most likely the one who created the Awkward Moment.  SO I'm going to make you, my "devoted" blogger fans, a list of awkward moments.  Hope it helps.

#1: The awkward moment when someone says "TMI!! HA HA HA!!" and you realize how true that is.

#2: The awkward moment when you say something in the room that only you think is funny.

#3: The awkward moment when you make a funny reference to something and the person you're talking to you doesn't even have an idea what you're talking about.

#4: The awkward moment when someone says something really gross... and then no one knows what to say.

#5: The awkward moment when you text someone and then you end up only talking to them for about 30 seconds.

#6: The awkward moment when someone yells your secret to the world. And everyone hears it.

#7: The awkward moment when you yell the wrong term when you're watching football and everyone notices it.

#8: The awkward moment of... Never mind.  That's just too awkward for me to say on the Internet.

#9: The awkward moment when you realized that you just read this whole thing and are continuing to read it.

#10: The awkward moment that this list basically almost over.  There's two more things.

#11: The awkward moment when you see that this is over and you, surprisingly, learned more about my awkwardness that you thought you would.  Ha!

PS, a Little gift from me: ...... This is awkward, I forgot what I was going to say.  ;)