OMG!!! so there's this guy in my homeroom class (sadly), and he's super annoying. Some of our convosations have gone like this:
Him: You're ugly
Me: Don't hate me cuz i'm beautiful.
Him: Naw, naw. UGLY!!! hear me? UGLY!!!
Me: You know, some girls would take this as flirting.
Him: Why would i flirt with a dog? Repeat after me: You are UGLY
Me: You are ugly. I dont wanna hear anything. You told me to repeat after you. I did. Stop complaining.
Another one would be the time when he said he wanted to be an NFL player.
Him: Mrs. Teacher, I wanna be an NFL player.
Me: Coaches are looking for someone with muscle, not flab.
Another time would be the when he told me to go... down there.
Him: YOu know what? why don't u just die and go down there?
Me: So, what do you think being around you is?
One time he tried to sit at my lunch table.
Him: I'm sitting here.
Me: No, you're not. Shoo
Him: Go rot in a hole
Me: Go rot your brain.... that's hard to do, considering that you don't have one.
Another time he tried to be smooth.
Him: Hey, guess what. I got a girlfriend.
Me: Hey, guess what. I don't care.
Him: You're mean. I'm hurt.
Me: And i'm hungry, but you know what? Lunch isn't for another two hours. Get over it.
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