I have No clue....

So today, I'm sittin there at Speech (my fave time of the day) okay.... well, I lied, it was about o.  So ta week aghere's this one little short kid, and he's older than I am, but he's into the Beetles, so I think he's da bomb... sometimes.  Well, he has this super tall frand, and sometimes Shortie will just lay on the ground and pretend to act dead.  Wel the Mr. Tall guy will come over and says, "aww.... you died again." because Shortie does this all the time.  So we're sittin there, me and mah duo acting partner, and one of the speech coaches' brothers walks in and says in this EPIC Napolean Dynamite voice, "Ewwww.... You're gonna get bugs all over your jacket!! Only the dead kind, though... gross."  It's a speech thing.  And then, Katy Perry.  Who would have thought.... that she was raised by a PREACHER!!!! weird.... and Ke$ha?  Well, she has a cool story.  But my FAVORITE story of all time is the.... wait for it..... MICHAEL JACKSON!!!! I like him.... Wow. how did this turn from speech to MJ? idk... well, I have nuffin more to say... ttyL!!!