So the other day... this guy walks up to me... and I didn't even know him.. and our conversation went like this:
Him: "I KNOW UR MOM!!!"
Me: ... "i don't know u"
Him: "Well, who are u?"
Me: A secret agent.
Him: NO!!! I don't believe u!!
Me: I think ur asking for me to pull my ninja skills.
Him: prove it.
Me: I studied martial arts in Virginia.
Him: Oh.... well... u know what??? U ARE A MISTAKE!!!! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!!!
Me: I don't know how to respond to this.
Him: UR PRENTS HATE U!!!
Me: No they don't.. and if they do.. they're really good actors... i can see why I'm such a good speechie. :P
*bell rings*
Me: BYE!!
Him: wait!!! i still don't know ur name!!!
..................kinda strange.
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