"DON'T RAIN ON MY PARADE"-- "Funny Girl"

Here you go, Oldies Fans!  Hope you enjoy! :D

New Blog!

Hey y'all! I got's a new bloggg!  Notice: NEW!!! There aren't many posts on it. Yet.  Just you be patient.  Patience is a virtue!  This new blog is all about music.  So, here's the address:
http://wavelength17.blogspot.com
Now GO GO GO!

A List of Great Things. And Super Bad things.

What a wonderful world!  That can be soo awful sometimes!  So, I'm here to make a list of some of the great things and the super bad things!  This is completely opinionated, though.  So, PLEASE don't be mad if you see something that you like... but I don't.  Like I said, It's opinionated.  We're all different! :D 

The Good:                                            The Bad: (Take note, children)              The Ugly:

Ducks                                                  Violence                               Wearing too Much Makeup

Chasing Geese                                Geese who Bite                                 Bad Hair days

Puppies                              When you miss your favorite show                 Car Accidents

"The Office"                                    Really Hard Pillows                            Burning Trees

Johnny Depp                                  Biting Into Fake Fruit                        Parachute Pants

Music                                            Annoying Commercials                           Bump-Its

Sonatas                                                    Haters                                      Bad Nose Jobs

Young the Giant                                      Stealing                                          Gossip

Disney                                      Being Grammatically Incorrect                       And....

Hot Chocolate                                    Spilled Secrets                        Lots of other things

Tourism                                        Breaking your Braces

Stupid Commercials                            Plagiarism

Meat                                                   Black Eyes

Shoes                              Wearing the same shirt two days in a row.

Shopping                                 When the Hero doesn't win

Cell Phones                       Going over your text for the Month

The Sun                                    Talk of the Sun dying out.

Earth                                           When your Team loses

The Moon                          Asteroids that let off radioactive material

Tacos                                                     Bee Stings

"Invader Zim"                            Dragons attacking the Earth

GIR                                          When "Monk" went off the air

Japanese Food                                  Food Poisoning

Romantic Comedies                Etcetera, Etcetera, Etcetera... 

Friends

Rollercoasters

Sharing

Respecting Others

Etcetera, Etcetera, Etcetera...

Awkward Moments

Okay. So, we all have those awful moments where something REALLY awkward has just happened.  And, normally, for me anyways, I'm most likely the one who created the Awkward Moment.  SO I'm going to make you, my "devoted" blogger fans, a list of awkward moments.  Hope it helps.

#1: The awkward moment when someone says "TMI!! HA HA HA!!" and you realize how true that is.

#2: The awkward moment when you say something in the room that only you think is funny.

#3: The awkward moment when you make a funny reference to something and the person you're talking to you doesn't even have an idea what you're talking about.

#4: The awkward moment when someone says something really gross... and then no one knows what to say.

#5: The awkward moment when you text someone and then you end up only talking to them for about 30 seconds.

#6: The awkward moment when someone yells your secret to the world. And everyone hears it.

#7: The awkward moment when you yell the wrong term when you're watching football and everyone notices it.

#8: The awkward moment of... Never mind.  That's just too awkward for me to say on the Internet.

#9: The awkward moment when you realized that you just read this whole thing and are continuing to read it.

#10: The awkward moment that this list basically almost over.  There's two more things.

#11: The awkward moment when you see that this is over and you, surprisingly, learned more about my awkwardness that you thought you would.  Ha!

PS, a Little gift from me: ...... This is awkward, I forgot what I was going to say.  ;)

My Totally Amazin Frands ;))

Alrighty people who r still reading my blog. It's time I tell you about som of my frands. Not any of their names or anything... Cuz if someone is stalking me out there(and if u r please don't. It's creepy) they'll use this to their advantage so friends: I am just taking safety precautions and what have you. Anyways and onward.... I have this one friend who's a dude, and he's like one of my best friends. Ever. Well he and I have some seriously weirdo convos. They're sooo random!! Sometimes we have emoticon fights. So like, he'll be all ":0" and then I'll be all ":)))" and it will continue from there.... We also sometimes just say random wordies. One of our convos was jst like: cheese pickles cake donuts zebra giraffe monster arrrriba!!! Ole. Uranium captain america polar bears pandas greasy pigs..... U name it we said it pretty much. Another friend o mine will walk up to means be like " ba da ba ba ba" and then I says "I'm lovin it!" it's lil stuffs like dat and u may think it's stupid but I guess u jst hav to be like us to get it.... Another friend; who's a girl: is like, a huge manga fanatic... So she'll be sayin all these names like tsukayomi and stuff and, no offense to her out there cuz she knows I don't understand, but I tend to zone out. I don't mean to... I just do sometimes... I've gotten better about it tho. Another one of my friends can like.... Whoop Yur sorry beehind at crane machine stuff. We know because we went to this hotel with a certain speech team and there was a crane machine and we broke one of the slots. Seriously. It stopped taking our money... And there weren't very many toys left in the machine. Well that starts to begin my friends. Blog later webofans!! :D

Coldplay - Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall

I Luvv Coldlay. SPecial thanks to them and the producers and company

Hmm... I was Just Gettin' Bored

So I've been watching Adventure Time recently.  I have to say: that show has changed my life entirely.  One of my friends says she's afraid of watching it because of a lack of brain cells.  Personally, I think it teaches that finding satisfaction in simplicity is a god thing.  Not a lack of brain cells, but you know... whatevs.  Anyways, the there's this kid who's not really a kid i just like calling her that cuz she gets ticked.  But she and i have been riding around, and we sing unclassy tunes.  Like the F.U.N song, and we mix a song from Sesame  Street and the Smurfs. Weird..... creepy little blue people.... Oh well.  You know what I've been craving? Dominos pizza.  Man these people are geniouses whoever came up with that new recipe.  Oh my gosh.... there's a funny bear in a tuxedo and he's like, staring at me!!!! Hi tuxy bear!!!  I know this is completely off subject, just like all the other stuff on my blog, bt it seems like Winnie the Pooh is based completely on psychological probs.  Like OCD, depression, anxiety, ADHD, u know... stuff like that! Nothing against that though, I'm not a prejudiced person.....  Well, this is getting kinda awkward.... I'll just... blog later or something.... bye ;)

World's greatest comebacks!!!

OMG!!! so there's this guy in my homeroom class (sadly), and he's super annoying.  Some of our convosations have gone like this:

Him: You're ugly

Me: Don't hate me cuz i'm beautiful.

Him: Naw, naw.  UGLY!!! hear me? UGLY!!!

Me: You know, some girls would take this as flirting.

Him: Why would i flirt with a dog?  Repeat after me: You are UGLY

Me: You are ugly.  I dont wanna hear anything.  You told me to repeat after you.  I did. Stop complaining.

Another one would be the time when he said he wanted to be an NFL player.

Him: Mrs. Teacher, I wanna be an NFL player.

Me: Coaches are looking for someone with muscle, not flab.

Another time would be the when he told me to go... down there.

Him: YOu know what? why don't u just die and go down there?

Me: So, what do you think being around you is?

One time he tried to sit at my lunch table.

Him: I'm sitting here.

Me: No, you're not.  Shoo

Him: Go rot in a hole

Me: Go rot your brain.... that's hard to do, considering that you don't have one.

Another time he tried to be smooth.

Him: Hey, guess what.  I got a girlfriend.

Me: Hey, guess what.  I don't care.

Him: You're mean.  I'm hurt.

Me: And i'm hungry, but you know what?  Lunch isn't for another two hours.  Get over it.

His stupidity brightens up my day. ;)

Crazy Hamster Dance

I LOVE THISSS!!!!!!!!

Duhn Duhn DUHNNNNNN!!!!

Well, I believe it's time for one of the most opinionated posts of my blogging lifetime:  Yes, it is time for.... wait for it......
                                             EAR BURSTING MUSIC LIST!!!!!!!
SO: Here's how this is gonna work:  Im'ma make this very easy:  I will separate lists by songwriter, then give you mah top songs... So stop reading and look at my list!!!

                                                                    Mumford and Sons                                    

• The Cave
• Little Lion Man
• The Dust Bowl

                                                              COLDPLAY!!!                                   

• Violet Hill
• Viva la Vida
• The Scientist
• God Put a Smile On Your Face
• What If
• Clocks
• Fix You
• Lovers in Japan
• See You Soon

                                                              Lily Allen                                        

• Chinese
• Smile
• The Fear

                                                              Katy Perry                                 

• Hot n' Cold
• The One That Got Away
• Not Like the Movies
• Firework
• E.T
• Pearl
• One Of the Boys

                                                From the Soundtrack of "The Last Song"                       

• Bring on the Comets by: VHS or Beta
• New Morning by: Alpha Rev
• Heart of Stone by: The Raveonettes
• Tyrant by: OneRepublic
• Each Coming Night by: Iron and Wine

                                                                Christina Aguilera and Christina Perri                      

• Beautiful by: C. Aguilera
• You Lost Me by: C. Aguilera
• Candyman by: C. Aguilera
• Jar of Hearts by: C. Perri

                                                                Pixie Lott                                        

• Catching Snowflakes
• Broken Arrow
• Boys and Girls
• Here We Go Again
• Gravity
• Mama Do
• Turn It Up
• Cry Me Out

                                                                      Other Stuff                                                     

• Valerie by: Glee Cast
• Forget You by: Cee Lo Green
• Bohemian Rhapsody by: Queen
• White Flag by: Ashley Huff
• Pretty Girl Rock by: Keri Hilson
• On the Floor by: J. Lo ft. Pitbull
• Just Can't Get Enough by: Black Eyed Peas
• I Hate This Part by: The Pussycat Dolls
• Big Girls Don't Cry by: Fergie
• Velvet by: Fergie
• Clumsy by: Fergie
• Boys of Fall by: Kenny Chesney
• Only Prettier by: Miranda Lambert
• The House That Built Me by: Miranda Lambert
• Kerosene by: Miranda Lambert
• White Liar by: Miranda Lambert
• Undo It by: Carrie Underwood
• Cowboy Casanova by: Carrie Underwood
• Back to December by: Taylor Swift
• Rolling in the Deep by: Adele
• Right Thru Me by: Nicki Minaj
• She Will Be Loved by: Maroon 5
• I Won't Go Home Without You by: Maroon 5
• Rocketeer by: Far East Movement

                                                        HOPE YOU ENJOY!!!!!!                                                  
            

Weird.

So the other day... this guy walks up to me... and I didn't even know him.. and our conversation went like this:
Him: "I KNOW UR MOM!!!"
Me: ... "i don't know u"
Him: "Well, who are u?"
Me: A secret agent.
Him: NO!!! I don't believe u!!
Me: I think ur asking for me to pull my ninja skills.
Him: prove it.
Me: I studied martial arts in Virginia.
Him: Oh.... well... u know what??? U ARE A MISTAKE!!!! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!!!
Me: I don't know how to respond to this.
Him: UR PRENTS HATE U!!!
Me: No they don't.. and if they do.. they're really good actors... i can see why I'm such a good speechie. :P
          *bell rings*
Me: BYE!!
Him: wait!!! i still don't know ur name!!!
                                          ..................kinda strange.

Sad

Well... i think it's over... again.... :'(

I have No clue....

So today, I'm sittin there at Speech (my fave time of the day) okay.... well, I lied, it was about o.  So ta week aghere's this one little short kid, and he's older than I am, but he's into the Beetles, so I think he's da bomb... sometimes.  Well, he has this super tall frand, and sometimes Shortie will just lay on the ground and pretend to act dead.  Wel the Mr. Tall guy will come over and says, "aww.... you died again." because Shortie does this all the time.  So we're sittin there, me and mah duo acting partner, and one of the speech coaches' brothers walks in and says in this EPIC Napolean Dynamite voice, "Ewwww.... You're gonna get bugs all over your jacket!! Only the dead kind, though... gross."  It's a speech thing.  And then, Katy Perry.  Who would have thought.... that she was raised by a PREACHER!!!! weird.... and Ke$ha?  Well, she has a cool story.  But my FAVORITE story of all time is the.... wait for it..... MICHAEL JACKSON!!!! I like him.... Wow. how did this turn from speech to MJ? idk... well, I have nuffin more to say... ttyL!!!

My Photo Edits

Special thanks to Google images and Picnik, a photo editting site that I used to make these. 

Just another day....

So it's just another day in the world of me, the blogger.  BUT: today, is a special day, because I entered the world of technology.  Yes, that's right:  I got a new background for my blog!!!! Are you proud friends??? Oh, I also found my iPod, AND got my phone charged.  I say this calls for a new Llama drama: 
Big llama, fat llama, skinny llama, dreamy llama, movie star mama llama, foody llama, kiddy llama, turtle swimmin' sideways, UNICORN HORN!!!!!  That's a thing my speechie friends and i Like to do.  He he, yeeeeeah.... can u tell that we're the kewl bunch?  Yup.  Well, I'm watching the Spongebob with Sister Sam..... again.  I think she's mean.  Patrick should open his eyes, poor Squidward.  You know sometimes, i feel really bad for the poor party- pooper.  Well, there I went!  Ewwwww..... Patrick has another thumb... oh!!! sorry!!!  Oh, and one more thing before I go:  check this out!!!!: go to Youtube and type in the "Hamster Dance" OR if you're feelin super gangster: "Hamster Jam".  It's one of those videos that i can't get tired of.... well, I've had my talk time for the day... plus I can't think of anything else to say... oh, well!!! byeee!!!  

*Note:  This Coke can is magic.

First Post

Alright.... to get this kicked off, Super Bowl 45, I want the Steelers to win.  On another key, My dog.  He has 3 legs, 1 eye, no tail, and is 98 in dog years!!! Pics to come.  He's hilarious and I love him..... but see, he walks up the stairs ONLY to have us carry him back down.  Yeah, reeeeally fun, don't you think?  Then there's the OTHER one, who's a big brute, yes, we should have named her Holga and sent to the Olympics.  Right now, they're both wearing sweater vests (for dogs, durr) and they look kewl.  You may not want to admit it, but it's true.... they look totally Erd (a word my frands and I came up with!!!)  Anyway, I must warn you what will be on this site: wacky things.  If you can't handle it... then you miiiight wanna get off.. .just a tip.  A few NORMAL things will be: my must- read book list, Super songs, Movies every child should see before 20, and of course, llama drama.  Okay, so maybe the last one isn't normal, but STILL i wanted to have a "____ of the day".  Well, I'm hungry, and must eat sooo, blog l8r!!